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Drinking Demotivational Poster


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm, #225794
I think I need some milk


OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm, #256157
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm, #241492
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


REINTARDATION -




FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.53/5

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steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #244075
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm, #244074
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm, #244073
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am, #243890
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now


TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am, #224377
How is Mars a better idea than this?


BLACKOUT -




MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239296
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm, #131337
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm, #131333
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm, #131278
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny b****
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #131277
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #131276
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #131275
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm, #131274
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm, #131269
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm, #131266
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm, #131265
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm, #131255
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm, #131253
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm, #131243

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm, #131242
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm, #131157
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm, #130956
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm, #130955
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm, #130922
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am, #130891
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am, #130864
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am, #130863
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am, #130860
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am, #130859
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm, #251406
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


FORTUNATE -


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote ***
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am, #259638
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm, #213080
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am, #213065
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am, #213061
Am5ome!


DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm, #57882
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm, #57870
Denial is a river in Africa!


1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.


TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm, #129684
He was a medicine man ;})


2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am, #256247
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am, #256245
You can't prove that...right?


DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am, #230333
Waterproof strategy!


DENIAL - Seriously? You're still going to say you don't have a drinking problem?


TAGS: blz drinking
Rating: 4.68/5

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bricemara - January 11, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227485
seen one just like this one
Ozbad - January 10, 2012, 5:07 pm, #227445
Sadly A week later the snake died do to liver failure.
KoU - January 10, 2012, 4:24 pm, #227441
Ahahaahha Nice One!!


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm, #217978
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm, #212140
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm, #212139
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160814
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm, #160604
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm, #160596
Cheers!


REDNECK INGENUITY - I guess giving up drinking and pork gravy was out of the question?


TAGS: redneck fat funny man drinking
Rating: 3.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:00 pm, #244080
A Milwaukee tumor.


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




SOBRIETY TEST - Your auto's retinal scan is positive if your eye detects movement.


TAGS: drinking sobriety test
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:37 am, #241381
Is this a QR-code joke?
falloutghoul - December 10, 2012, 8:53 pm, #241371
I do!


IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN -




REASONS TO DRINK -




HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm, #182565
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm, #174188
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm, #169537
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm, #169536
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm, #169534
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm, #169533
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


LITTLE JOHNNY -




RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - not.




IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.




DRINKING - Some people are just better at it than others.


TAGS: drinking
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Losifer

CANADA - October 16, 2009, 12:24 am, #127081
looks like another college special!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 12:20 am, #127075
A "not so rare" example of a lame comment by Derek.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:16 am, #127071
A rare example of someone getting high


YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others




NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION -


TAGS: year s resolution drinking
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:39 am, #113217
Oh that is rather good. Well done. :-)


TOO EARLY??? - After all, it's only 4:30


TAGS: beer baby underage drinking
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 6:47 am, #226562
That my favorite variety pack. I especially like Chocolate Bock and the coffee flavored Black & Brew (made with 1.5 pounds of Sumatran coffee beans per barrel)
gas - December 13, 2011, 3:23 am, #226556
hahaha!


Raison D'etre -




SO HAVE A FEW -




Motinetworks Office Moments -




DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.


TAGS: beer drinking drunk problems
Rating: 3.5/5

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239105
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...


SOBERING -


TAGS: stop drinking hic stop the world i wanna get off
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 29, 2011, 5:04 pm, #227063
Sunday Morning .


HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....




HAMMER(ED) TIME - When the mountains turn blue, it's time to get hammered




GOT MINE DEEP -


TAGS: drinking problem tree roots life
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:51 pm, #242265
Problem? Greeny, be serious, fruit in beer...that's a problem
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:53 pm, #242257
So True Greeny 5L Cheers.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:15 am, #242248
Mr. Greeny...5L!


The Doctor -


TAGS: doctor drinking whiskey
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 18, 2013, 8:33 am, #250478
Screw the cause, hit me....wait, I did screw the cause...hit me again...again
mariand - October 17, 2013, 4:05 pm, #250473
This kind of doctor heals the effect, not the cause...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:19 pm, #250445

I need a prescription...


JACK DANIELS -




ADDICTIONS -


TAGS: hollywood cocaine drinking partying relapse
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am, #211408
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm, #211395

lol...love it.


CHEER CHEER THE GANGS ALL HERE -




ANGER - it's neither created nor conserved but only changed from one form to another




ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand?


TAGS: motifake olympic games fastest time drinking 26 beers
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2010, 8:22 am, #161489
The first Guinness would make me puke.
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:56 pm, #161414
I think they could give Cubby a good contest. 5 chugs
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:18 pm, #161395
Oh, and I want to see aggy and Moo+ head to head on this. Each round, both have to take a sh** of whiskey and chug a Guinness...
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:16 pm, #161394
Na, good like it is LD. I'd a**ume the purpose would be NOT to hurl in this...
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 2:03 pm, #161393
On second thought, I could have called this one "Hurling"...hmmmmm.


BELIEF SYSTEM -


TAGS: belief system drinking
Rating: 3.59/5

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bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:08 am, #94339
K Moooo I understand. Around here we just say "I'm going to Canada, need anything" and that implies Windsor Ontario
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2009, 12:06 am, #94333
YOU mean Windsor, Ontario right? that's like saying Philadelphia, United states.
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am, #94332
When I worked in the casino industry, I was the same way. LOVE it!
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am, #94331
Around here I think the kids drink Sparks before they start a night...same thing I believe
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:03 am, #94330
When it takes a ****, I hop up to Windsor Canada and grab a new one in little Italy
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:02 am, #94327
True: I have a six cup espresso maker (old Italian style) I have 3 every morning for breakfast the last 15 years
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am, #94325
As much as it wakes you up in the morning, if you make the mistake of taking it before drinking... you're in for a loooooooooooooooong night.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am, #94324
I've been drinking piss warm beer since I was 8 years old...still do every once and a while just to honor the old man, may he rest in peace
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am, #94323
It's good and bad when you're drinking. 300mg of caffeine, and 33,000% of the recommended daily allowance of B12.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:58 pm, #94320
No...at least I'm not looking for it
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm, #94319
Remember we Canadians are weened on Beer.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm, #94316
Any time Bone....I'm definitely in practice.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm, #94315
Do you have Spike energy drink there?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm, #94314
There you go Aggy
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm, #94312
I tend to hold their hair, get thirsty, drop their hair and go get a beer
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm, #94311
Italian-German. How bad is that?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:54 pm, #94309
Come drink with me sometime Moooo...I'll drive you home when we are done. Just remind me to bring some nitro
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm, #94308
I tend to laugh a lot when people are throwing up. Sorry, but it's funny. That is the most hilarious self-inflicted misery you can witness.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm, #94306
I'm so with you Bone. If I'm having a good time, it's always too early to quit. And I am also German. (mixed with Irish). so I'm a real alcoholic by nature.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm, #94305
Nope...I'm also 1/2 French
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm, #94304
Bone bobviously isn't trying hard enough.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm, #94302
I've held many a person's hair back trash
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:51 pm, #94301
Do you get the red nose and cheeks? It's a common feature in a lot of german friends I have.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:50 pm, #94298
My only "kick-back" from drinking was after 8 sh**s of Don Julio Anejo. Now, that didn't do it... but trying to pound a red party cup full of Maker's Mark (on a dare).... that'll do, piggy. That'll do.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm, #94297
You dont know what you're missing bone
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm, #94295
I'm a rare animal of German descent and can drink all night if I'm having fun
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:48 pm, #94292
Never had a hangover or barfed from drinking in my life
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:47 pm, #94287
Champagne manages to give me a headache and hangover within an hour of drinking one glass.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:45 pm, #94284
any pino (includes champagne)
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:43 pm, #94280
Always gives me a headache and hangover, yes. But red zin has legs... it'll get you where you're going.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:42 pm, #94277
White Zin? Can't drink that. Too much sugar=hangover. Maybe that's your problem. White gives me headache/hangover, but 1 little bottle shouldn't hurt too bad I hope.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:37 pm, #94269
Mixing... d***, that'd give me the worst hangover. I'm a cab or red zin person. Occasional chianti... if the wine needs to bite through garlic bread or meat sauce. (stereotype level 10)
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:34 pm, #94266
Usually red. Tonight I polished off a bottle of white, then continued on to red. Yeah...it was kind of a bad day.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:31 pm, #94264
Nik... red or white wine?
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:30 pm, #94262
Sorry bout that it was supposed to be "What Moooooooooo said" forgot the said part
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:25 pm, #94260
Anyhoo...I like this poster. I like it alot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:23 pm, #94259
Well...this is quite the turnaround then isn't it? And if I don't make sense, well then, you know why.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:21 pm, #94258
Because I'm sober. Not proud of it. But, I am.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm, #94257
I was gonna say...something random. You beat me to it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:19 pm, #94255
Something random.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm, #94254
Red?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm, #94253
WTF? is Random talking aboot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm, #94252
I believe I'll have a couple more.
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:16 pm, #94250
What mooooooooooooooo, of course I see this when I'm a bit drunk.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 8:27 pm, #94147
preaching to the choir brother. 5 Lions.


HEY WATCH IT -




PERPETUAL RECYCLING - You can stand there, taking it in one end as it goes out the other




WOMEN -


TAGS: women drinking
Rating: 3.41/5

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Derek - October 4, 2009, 9:58 pm, #123919
You should have also had the decency not to steal their glitter - or is that yours?


TOGETHERNESS -


TAGS: togetherness family drinking
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:55 pm, #127448
That was one hell of a night.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:01 am, #127057
Because they don't have bus fare


WHAT? - i promise officer, i haven't been doing any drinking tonight, no, precious doesn't drink




The Morning After -




Fishing -




Friends -


TAGS: dog bar hammy moo drinking
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:54 pm, #257060
Thanks for the comments and votes.
spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:53 pm, #257059
Mrs. spacedog can nurse a beer for hours. Gewurztraimer, or any wine for that matter, and it's a party.
MissPriss - October 14, 2014, 12:37 pm, #257053
Taking it your friend there is the 5L DD?
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 6:57 pm, #257037
Nothing but a paradigm of all fakery. True excellence.....by a master.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 4:00 pm, #257035

lols...classic


Ace's & Eight's -


TAGS: drinking alcohol amazon partying dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 11:27 pm, #254927
Thanks for all the support. The inspiration for the poster was just the thought of a non-alcoholic version of beer goggles leaving the person wearing them a dead man. :)
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 1:52 pm, #254922
Well, they do make me a tad moist....
steve1961 - May 21, 2014, 1:38 pm, #254921
Admit it...my tactlessness and discourtesy is what you love about me, G.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:03 am, #254918
Heh, Emilio can’t help but call ‘em how he sees ‘em. It’s his pragmatic slant that has made me more attentive to verbiage. It’s appreciated.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:02 am, #254917
Greybeard, you are a class act. There are two members here of whom their tact and courtesy come thru, and quite naturally. That’s maoworks2 and you, Mr Greybeard. Thank you for gracing this site.
Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:08 am, #254915
Whoops. Apologies for the grammar mistake. Thank you for the critique. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2014, 10:06 pm, #254911
Can you lay off the spelling critique? No one enjoys that.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:27 pm, #254904
Why are there apostrophes in "Aces & Eights"? What are they possessing?
lgvernon - May 20, 2014, 12:59 pm, #254895

Love this graphic! You're posting some fine designs! 5L


Alcohol Kills Slowly -


TAGS: drinking booze killer
Rating: 5/5

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Whoflungdung74 - December 14, 2013, 8:44 am, #251537
Would that be a large one or small one MissP?
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 1:02 pm, #251525
You Got It, Captain All Around.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:05 pm, #251522
Okay as long as by the 5th you're buying!
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:04 pm, #251521
Have one on me, literally Mr. Gary
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:25 am, #251520
I'll Second That.
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 10:41 pm, #251513
Got that right, Missy


Lightweights -


TAGS: drinking dancing happy drunk
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 7:27 pm, #252155
True, LG. I, too, have always liked stories that end in hospitalization or death.
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 12:41 am, #252140

But the, 'Hold my beer and watch this,' stories can be so interesting!~


Save The Last Dance For Me -




Plausible Deniability -


TAGS: humor drinking partying prescription booze
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

xnavygunner - March 27, 2014, 10:08 am, #253852
The story of my life!
Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 1:07 am, #253775
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 23, 2014, 5:01 pm, #253763

i like the layout. work5 for me


PRUDENCE -




Batteries NOT Included -




Once Upon A Time -




Only on days that end in Y -


TAGS: survey drinking
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 10:36 am, #254199

I had a direct and unfortunate collision with Crown last night...


T G I F -


TAGS: grim reaper drinking death weekends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 11:57 pm, #246059
Phew, you too. Thought it was just me who didn't know...teehee
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 11:56 pm, #246058
Thanks...it's from the Missy you DON'T see on the forum.
Rudedog - May 27, 2013, 9:44 pm, #246057
A quite successful journey into the macabre genre. I don't even know who are anymore Ms. Priss.
GaryO - May 27, 2013, 6:51 pm, #246052
Missy, yer gettin' good at this. really good.


PHILOSOPHY -




NOTHING - Can come between a man and his liquor.


TAGS: mooo jameson its delicious drinking problem
Rating: 4.83/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:39 pm, #229586
I love this poster!....and I miss drinking....At least I don't wake up n**** in your moms front garden anymore.....
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:55 pm, #202527

i love these!!!
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm, #202313
Haw*
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm, #202312
I don't remember expecting anything from you, Ham. Sowweee.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:46 pm, #202269
Seriously You Expect Way Too Much Brain Power from Me... I say What I Mean.... No Fooling Around...
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 8:31 pm, #202265
is that a rhetorical question?
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:26 pm, #202264
You Just Get Me Don't You :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:25 pm, #202263
LMAO!!!!! Funny poster. 5l
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:24 pm, #202262
When all you have is Motifake and masturbation.....The day is easily made.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:21 pm, #202261
Made My day 5ls
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:10 pm, #202254
Only one flaw... there were 3 barrels left. Unless they had embarked within the last 6 hours, they'd have already been down to one barrel. 5L


Seriously Fellas -


TAGS: garyo pals liquor drinking skeletons
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:21 pm, #255601
Well at least it was just a beer and not something classy like Jack D!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:15 am, #255596
Funny, Missy…reeeeeal funny. Acshly, that beer did seem to go right thru me yesterday.


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: life empathy drinking driving bladder
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 6:52 pm, #201905
Perfect aggy, 5 Dude where the f*ck is my cars


Big Muck & order of thighs -


TAGS: been drinking much
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:20 am, #248722
Lmao - busted! This deserves 5 drinks! + favorited.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:02 pm, #248707
Did that during the local krispie kreme craze when city cops directed the traffic. SE Portland cops have n-o-o-o-o sense of humor.


GOTTA BLAME SOMETHING -


TAGS: drinking catchall
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:55 pm, #228010
jeez... I did't know that it became so obvious...hahahaha
Airman - January 23, 2012, 6:45 pm, #228006
it's Monday.. go away
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:54 pm, #227987
Now A, don't get me wrong, but I advise you to look at the comment I made to suzieq poster...hehehe


Inspiration -


TAGS: alcohol drinking inspiration ideas drunk
Rating: 4.6/5

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Oldsod - May 20, 2014, 9:27 pm, #254908
...and sub5equently attached to a rocket and fired into the heart of the sun...or thereabouts...


HAIR OF THE DOG -




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -




DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker




ATTRITION -


TAGS: quarters drinking alcohol spin the bottle stripper bikini
Rating: 4.25/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm, #176387
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm, #176386
LOL


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TAGS: eye drinking
Rating: 4.14/5

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falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 6:36 pm, #245427
Aye.


WEDDING DAY - The first day of the rest of your life.




A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES -




MY NAME IS BILL, - and I have a drinking problem. (Hi, Bill...)




LOL - I hate when that happens!




STAY ALIVE, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE. - Okay kid. You're "now" designated driver




DRINKING GAMES - I hate the ones where the first person to use the toilet, has to settle the bill.




TIME MANAGEMENT - 10 paces to the Bar toilet is 10 too many




Self restraint -


TAGS: drinking men
Rating: 1.55/5

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agdaniele - June 4, 2009, 11:23 pm, #84192
5-beer limit? Wow. I may have a problem.
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 2:29 pm, #9226
He's not going to leave the last one after he took down his five brothers!
Renee - April 10, 2008, 6:01 pm, #1818
Great poster, unless you're Sam Adams.


ACCIDENT - Yes officer I swear it flew right at me that's when I swerved and ended up in the woods


TAGS: drinking amp driving
Rating: 1.44/5

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noname - March 2, 2009, 5:54 pm, #63086
Does your walpertinger linger!!!!


Thanksgiving -




Giving Up -


TAGS: drinking stop ounces booze process
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:37 pm, #259314
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 5, 2015, 3:11 am, #259303
nice


Anti - Prohibition Activists -


TAGS: reason for drinking thank you
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 28, 2014, 4:21 pm, #258387
Really, that be some coyote love, for sure.
Cannabal - November 28, 2014, 1:10 pm, #258386
Lips that don't touch liquor would never touch theirs in the first place.


Challenge -


TAGS: calendar carsh drinking truck work
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:11 am, #260390
Hadn't seen this one yet, Yuk-yuk! I luv when Lady Luck has a sense of humor! Thanks for sharing! 5 laughing lions!


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